I was trying to get my seventh-grade history class to understand how the Indians must have felt when they first encountered the Spanish explorers.
"How would you feel," I asked, "if someone showed up on your doorstep who looked very different, spoke a strange language and wore unusual clothes? Wouldn't you be a bit scared?"
"Nah," one boy answered, "I'd just figure it was my sister's date."
The teen-aged beauty was telling a friend that she was really worried about her mother. The friend inquired as to the reason for her worrying.
The teen-aged beauty informed her friend that her mom was always fatigued from staying up all night long.
Her friend asked, "What's she doing staying up all night? At her age, that's not good at all!"
The beauty replied, "Waiting for me to come home."
Extra Bonus Joke:
A man was asked the gas mileage he got on his new car. He said he thought he got about four miles to the gallon, while his teenage son got the other thirty.