Joke Of The Day

Why shouldn't you make hotdogs on October 31?
You get hollow weiners.

Why wasn't there any food left after the Halloween party?
Because everyone was a goblin.

Why do mummies make excellent spies?
They're good at keeping things under wraps

What can you say about the likeableness of a monster?
Zombie nice, Zombie not so nice

Why did Dracula break up with his sweetie?
She wasn't his blood type.

What is the term for donating your body to a medical school?
A Dead Give-away

Why didn't the skeleton dance at the Halloween party?
It had no body to dance with.

What do you call an obnoxious pumpkin?
A jerk-o-lantern.

Why was the student vampire tired in the morning?
Because he was up all night studying for his blood test

Why did the ghost go to the doctor?
To get his boo-ster shot?

Why should a skeleton drink 10 glasses of milk a day?
It's good for the bones.

Why don't witches like to ride their brooms when they're angry?
They're afraid of flying off the handle!

If Dracula is killed, and then brought back to life, has he been re-vamped?

What happens if you see twin witches?
You won't be able to see which witch is witch!

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Frostbite.

How do you know if you've met a Korean vampire?
He doesn't have a Seoul.

Why did the witch give up fortune telling?
There was no future in it!

What monster flies his kite in a rain storm?
Benjamin Frankenstein.

Why did the witch put her broom in the wash?
She wanted a clean sweep!

Why are most monsters covered in wrinkles?
Have you ever tried to iron a monster?

What did the exorcist do to keep in shape?
He rode an exorcycle.

How did Dracula introduce his wife before he married her?
This is my ghoul-fiend

Where did the vampire open his savings account?
At a blood bank

Why should a skeleton drink 10 glasses of milk a day?
It's good for the bones

How do canine scavengers in Africa find their way in the dark?
They use jackal lanterns.

Which story do all little witches love to hear at bedtime?
"Ghoul Deluxe and the Three Scares."

Who was the most famous ghost detective?
Sherlock Moans.

Who was the most famous witch detective?
Warlock Holmes

What did the momma ghost say to the baby ghost as they drove down the street?
Buckle your sheet belt

What has six legs and flies?
A witch giving her cat a ride!


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