Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
On the bottom
What did King George think of the American colonists?
He thought they were revolting.
Betsy Ross asked a group of colonists for their opinions of the flag that she had made. It was the first flag poll.
What ghost haunted King George III?
The spirit of ’76
What happened as a result of the Stamp Act?
The Americans licked the British.
"Did you hear the one about the Liberty Bell?' "Yeah, it cracked me up."
Why did Paul Revere ride his horse from Boston to Lexington?
Because the horse was too heavy to carry.
How is a flag like Santa Claus?
They both hang out at the pole
What did the big firework say to the little firework?
My pop is bigger than your pop.
What would you get if you crossed George Washington with cattle feed?
The Fodder of Our Country!
What's red, white, blue, and almost as ugly as a dog?
A revolutionary warthog!
What did one flag say to the other flag?
Nothing. It just waved!
What's red, white, black and blue?
Uncle Sam falling down the steps!
Where did George Washington buy his hatchet?
At the chopping mall!
What kind of tea did the American colonists thirst for?
What was General Washington's favorite tree?
Which colonists told the most jokes?
What would you get if you crossed Washington's home with nasty insects?
What did a patriot put on his dry skin?
What would you get if you crossed a dog with the Father of Our Country?
Who is a dogs favorite Founding Father?
What dance was very popular in 1776?
Which one of Washington's officers had the best sense of humor?
What is a hungry boy’s favorite picnic event?
The snack race!