After the service at a local church, a newspaper reporter interviewed quite a few people who were willing to speak to him on their way out.
One happened to be an elderly lady. She had just shaken the hand of the pastor, telling him she enjoyed the service immensely. He thanked her, she left, and was interviewed.
After some routine questions, like "How long have you come here?" and "Do you come here regularly?" the reporter asked, "Ma'am, do you mind if I ask your age?"
"I'm 104," the woman replied to him.
"Are there any advantages to being that age?"
"SURE! No peer pressure!" the dowager responded.
Just before the funeral services, the undertaker came up to the very elderly widow and asked, "How old was your husband?"
"He was 98," she replied.... "Two years older than me."
"So you're 96," the undertaker commented.
She responded, "Hardly worth going home afterward, is it?"