Joke Of The Day

An Indian chief was feeling very sick, so he summoned the medicine man. After a brief examination, the medicine man took out a long, thin strip of elk rawhide and gave it to the chief, telling him to bite off, chew, and swallow one inch of the leather every day. After a month, the medicine man returned to see how the chief was feeling.

The chief shrugged and said, "The thong is ended, but the malady lingers on."


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Bonus Joke:


After finding Dr. Livingstone, Stanley and his wife decided to tour Africa and were captured by some unfriendly natives, tied together with a long piece of leather, and left dangling over a large cliff.

That evening, the natives danced and chanted around the campfire, and as each member passed the leather strap holding the unfortunate couple, he gave it a whack with a stick, causing it to weaken a bit more.

As the chanting grew louder and louder, Stanley looked at his wife romantically and said, “Listen, darling. They’re fraying our thong!”

(Richard Lederer and Stan Kegel)

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Extra Bonus Joke:


A teenage boy is getting ready to take his girlfriend to the prom. First, he goes to rent a tux, but there's a long tux line at the shop and it takes forever. Next, he has to get some flowers, so he heads over to the florist and there's a huge flower line there. He waits forever, but eventually gets the flowers. Then he heads out to rent a limo. Unfortunately, there's a large limo line at the rental office, but he's patient and gets the job done. Finally, the day of the prom comes. The two are dancing happily, and his girlfriend is having a great time. When the song is over, she asks him to get her some punch, so he heads over to the punch table, and there's no punchline.

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