Joke Of The Day

A young man was in love with two women and could not decide which of them to marry.

Finally he went to a marriage counselor.

When asked to describe his two loves, he noted that one was a great poet and the other made delicious pancakes.

"Oh" said the counselor, "I see what the problem is. You can't decide whether to marry for batter or verse."


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Bonus Joke:


Two friends are discussing the possibility of love. "I thought I was in love three times," one friend says.

"How so?" his friend asks.

"Five years ago I deeply cared for a woman who wanted nothing to do with me."

"Was that not love?" his friend asks.

"No," he replies. "That was obsession. And then two years ago I deeply cared for an attractive woman who didn't understand me."

"Was that not love?"

"No," he replies. "That was lust. And just last year I met a woman aboard a cruise ship to the Caribbean. She was smart, funny, and a great conversationalist. And everywhere I followed her on that boat, I would get this strange sensation in the pit of my stomach."

"Was that not love?" his friend asks.

"No," he replies. "That was motion sickness."

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Extra Bonus Joke:


To Mary, the love of my life,
There is nothing I would not do to reach your side.
I would climb the highest mountain!
I would cross the trackless desert!
I would swim the widest ocean to be near you, my beloved.
With love and tenderness,
Jonathan
P. S. See you Saturday night, if it doesn't rain.

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