Now I lay me down to nap,
I'm quite content on Daddy's lap.
But if you hear an awful roaring,
Don't panic -- it's just Daddy snoring.
Exponential equations talk sours
With an atheist; talked for two hours.
Man would just not agree
With math precepts 'cause he
Won't believe there are higher powers
(Kirk Miller)
The storm came in fast from the west
Bearing rain, thunder, hail, and the rest.
It turned my lake jetty
To wooden spaghetti;
As a strong one it sure pasta test.
(Bob Dvorak)
Here's a lesson I learned on first try
About circles. It states that if I
Take circumference, divide
By diameter, I'd
Get the answer, as easy as pi.
(Kirk Miller)
His dad's sports car, bright red, was beckoning.
The teen's friend did agree, was seconding
Risky motion to go
For a drive, so you know
That they sped 'til their day of wreckoning.
(Kirk Miller)
The machine that can bale lots of hay
Was invented by someone named Ray.
I imagine that he
Is now filled with much glee
'Cause the man made a bundle, they say.
(Kirk Miller)
From the track team I wanted to quit.
When I hurdled, I feared I would hit
The top board with my knee.
I did finally see
That's unfounded. I got over it.
(Kirk Miller)